nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
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I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
So this is a really easy onion soup that I like to make on the weekends to last me for the week at work (especially with the weather we’ve been having recently in NYC)!
All that you need is:
- 2 tablespoons butter/margarine
- 4-5 small yellow onions
- 4 cups of water
- 1 bouillon cube (optional)
- salt/pepper to season
The instructions on how to make this are relatively easy and everything can be adjusted to your preference.
1. Heat the butter in a pot - 2-qt is easiest because of the amount of soup that can be made.
2. Chop the onions into larger pieces and drop them into the melted butter.
3. Sauté the onions in the pot until brown and translucent.
4. Once the onions are done, add the water and the bouillon cube and bring to a rapid boil. Leave this mixture over heat for 10-15 minutes, stirring occasionally.
5. Add salt or pepper to season the soup, as needed.
That’s it! This recipe makes a little more than a quart of soup and can be saved in the fridge or frozen. I like to add parmesan cheese on top after serving myself, while it’s still hot. Also, this is the base for French Onion Soup, if ever you feel daring enough to try that!
NOTE: This can be made vegan/vegetarian if you skip adding the chicken bouillon cube, which is why this is tagged as such.
im here. im queer. im not really trying to make a political statement right now but you’re really attractive and i just wanna let you know that the way i swing includes your general direction
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.””
Hi there! I’m Maddie, I’m a 24 year old Transgirl living in New Hampshire. I’m trying to raise money so I can get insurance and be able t stay on hormones/cover medical exspenses for my eventual surgery, but things are tough right now, I’m fighting with Social Security to get disability for my c…
<3 Hey Tumblr, I’m Maddie, like the gofundme page says, I’m trying to raise money for my transition and related expenses. Normally I wouldn’t do this, but I haven’t been able to have a job since 2012 when my chest started getting intense pains at random. Ever since, I’ve been in a battle with Social Security to try to get disability income. And I’d be lying if I said that was going well. If you can even spare a dollar, it would be a huge help and would make this girl very very happy.
when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my hogwarts letter and i just